My Wife's So Dumb, She

I Took My Son To Coney Island, I Said "wanna Go In The Crazy House?", He Said "save Your Money We'll Be Home Soon"!

I'd Like To Get Some New Clothes, But I Can't Find A Big And Short Store.

What A Childhood I Had - I Was Ten Years Old When I Found Out Alpo Was Dog Food.

I Can't Figure Women Out. They Put On Makeup For Three Hours. They Wear Things That Make Them Smaller. Things That Make Them Bigger. Then They Meet A Man And They Want Truth.

I Can't Get No Respect.