I Can't Get No Respect.

What A Doctor I've Got - He's Really Mixed Up. Last Week, He Grabbed My Knee And Told Me To Cough. Then Hit Me In The Balls With A Hammer.

I Told My Dentist My Teeth Are Going Yellow. He Told Me To Wear A Brown Tie.

You Know You're Old When Your Family Talk About You In Front Of You. What Are We Going To Do With Pop? We Have Company Tonight.

I'm A Downer. I've Been Depressed My Whole Life. Figure It Out.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. My Mother Breast Fed Me Through A Straw.