When I Was A Kid

I Once Met A Beautiful, Proper English Girl. I Bid Her Adieu.... She Bid Me A Don't.

I Come Home From Work Early One Day, And I See A Guy Jogging Down The Street In His Underwear. I Ask Him, "why Are You Jogging In Your Underwear?" He Says, "you Came Home From Work Early".

If I Could Have Dinner With Anyone Who Lived In History, It Would Depend On The Restaurant.

You Take Care And I Hope I'll Run Into You - When I'm Driving.

When I Go To A Nude Beach, I Always Take A Ruler, Just In Case I Have To Prove Something.