I Tell Ya, My Wife's

One Day As I Came Home Early, I Saw A Man Jogging Naked. I Said To The Guy, 'hey, Buddy, Why Are You Doing That?' He Said, 'because You Came Home Early.'

I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught A Peeping Tom Booing Me.

Men Who Do Things Without Being Told Draw The Most Wages.

When I Was A Kid My Parents Moved A Lot, But I Always Found Them.

When I Go To A Nude Beach, I Always Take A Ruler, Just In Case I Have To Prove Something.