The 15+ Abe Lemons Quotes

Damn Referees, I'll Miss Them Less Than Anybody.

You Always Catch The Wrong Players.

If I Make A Set Of Rules, Then A Guy Goes Out And Steals An Airplane. He Comes Back And Says, 'it Wasn't In The Rules.'

You May Be Big In New York, But In Walters, Oklahoma, You're Nobody.

Coaches Who Shoot Par In The Summer Are The Guys I Want On My Schedule In The Winter.

Hell No. When I Die I Want To Be Sick.

I Don't Understand These New Coaches Who Don't Drink. What Do They Do When They Get Beat?

I Don't Have Any Tricky Plays. I'd Rather Have Tricky Players.

They Wanted To Buy Out My Contract, But I Couldn't Make Change For A $20, So They Had To Let Me Stay.

I'd Rather Be A Football Coach. That Way You Only Lose Eleven Games A Year.

We Did Have Three Go To The Ymca.

Doctors Bury Their Mistakes, But Mine Are Still On Scholarship.