I Don't Have Any Tricky

The Trouble With Retirement Is That You Never Get A Day Off.

They Wanted To Buy Out My Contract, But I Couldn't Make Change For A $20, So They Had To Let Me Stay.

Coaches Who Shoot Par In The Summer Are The Guys I Want On My Schedule In The Winter.

You May Be Big In New York, But In Walters, Oklahoma, You're Nobody.

Finish Last In Your League And They Call You Idiot. Finish Last In Medical School And They Call You Doctor.