The Trouble With Retirement Is

I'd Rather Be A Football Coach. That Way You Only Lose Eleven Games A Year.

Finish Last In Your League And They Call You Idiot. Finish Last In Medical School And They Call You Doctor.

If I Make A Set Of Rules, Then A Guy Goes Out And Steals An Airplane. He Comes Back And Says, 'it Wasn't In The Rules.'

You Always Catch The Wrong Players.

You Mean In The State?