Damn Referees, I'll Miss Them

I Don't Have Any Tricky Plays. I'd Rather Have Tricky Players.

The Trouble With Retirement Is That You Never Get A Day Off.

They Wanted To Buy Out My Contract, But I Couldn't Make Change For A $20, So They Had To Let Me Stay.

Finish Last In Your League And They Call You Idiot. Finish Last In Medical School And They Call You Doctor.

Damn Referees, I'll Miss Them Less Than Anybody.