Damn Referees, I'll Miss Them

Doctors Bury Their Mistakes, But Mine Are Still On Scholarship.

Finish Last In Your League And They Call You Idiot. Finish Last In Medical School And They Call You Doctor.

Coaches Who Shoot Par In The Summer Are The Guys I Want On My Schedule In The Winter.

If I Make A Set Of Rules, Then A Guy Goes Out And Steals An Airplane. He Comes Back And Says, 'it Wasn't In The Rules.'

Hell No. When I Die I Want To Be Sick.