You Always Catch The Wrong

The Trouble With Retirement Is That You Never Get A Day Off.

We Did Have Three Go To The Ymca.

I'd Rather Be A Football Coach. That Way You Only Lose Eleven Games A Year.

Finish Last In Your League And They Call You Idiot. Finish Last In Medical School And They Call You Doctor.

If I Make A Set Of Rules, Then A Guy Goes Out And Steals An Airplane. He Comes Back And Says, 'it Wasn't In The Rules.'