You Always Catch The Wrong

Finish Last In Your League And They Call You Idiot. Finish Last In Medical School And They Call You Doctor.

Damn Referees, I'll Miss Them Less Than Anybody.

We Did Have Three Go To The Ymca.

Coaches Who Shoot Par In The Summer Are The Guys I Want On My Schedule In The Winter.

Doctors Bury Their Mistakes, But Mine Are Still On Scholarship.