I'm So Glad Courtney Love

I Can Only Speak From My Own Experience, And I Would Say That The Depression I Experienced Feels Like A Chemical Change. When It Came Over Me, When It Comes Over Me, It Feels Like It's Coming Over Me Like A Flu.

I Gave Him A Compliment! All Right, I Told Him He Probably Would've Made, Like, A Really Expensive Slave In The, Like, In The Olden-timey Days.

Comics Who Grew Up Surviving Their Childhood By Being Able To Be The First One To Make The Joke About Their Weight Or Their Hairy Arms - Like Me - Whatever They're Insecure About, Whatever They're Apologizing For, That Becomes Their Strength.

I Enjoy The Last Quarter Of All Basketball Games.

People Are Always Introducing Me As Sarah Silverman, Jewish Comedienne. I Hate That! I Wish People Would See Me For Who I Really Am — I'm White!