[i'm] Almost Positive There Is

I Don't Like People Whose Job It Isn't To Be Funny, To Tell Me What Is And Isn't Funny.

That's Not To Say That I Don't Find Anything Offensive.

If I Have Kids, I'll Adopt.

I Feel So Confident And Awesome And Sexy When I'm With People Who Are Older Than Me, And I've Always Been Surrounded By People Who Are Older Than Me. But To Be Vital In Comedy, You Have To Exist In A World That's Dominated By Young People.

My Dad Was A Bedwetter; I Think His Dad Was A Bedwetter. I Like To Talk About It Because It's Something That I Thought Would Be My Deepest, Darkest Secret My Whole Life, And Then You Become An Adult, And It's Not.