I Really Think Everything Is

I Talk To Friends Who Get Their Feelings Hurt When They Read Twitter Mentions. I Have An Amazing Solution - Don't Read Twitter Mentions.

I'm Not Wanting And I Don't Live In A Hovel, But If You Keep Your Costs Low, You Can Do What You Want To Do Creatively.

I'd Rather Have A Girl Exposed To Me Than 25 Women In Prom Dresses Vying For A Stranger.

I Dress Normal Because I Want People To Treat Me Regular. And Their Brains Explode. It's Really Fun.

Someone On Twitter Sent Me A Page From A Textbook. It Had A Picture Of A Football Player Next To A Picture Of Me. The Juxtaposition Was Meant To Illustrate Two Meanings Of "offensive." Seriously. It Broke My Heart. It's That Accepted What I Do Is Offensive?