I Don't Get This Shitty

I Can't Cater To Everyone's Needs And What They're Going To Be Offended By; That's One Freedom I Have.

Nothing Is Taboo If You Have An Angle On It. That Said, Critiquing Women's Human Shells Isn't My Thang. Though There's Probably Something Funny Or Interesting To Be Said About Those Who Do It, And What That Comes From.

And Then Before Going Back For My Sophomore Year, I Decided To Change My Major To Arts And Sciences, And My Dad Cut A Deal With Me: He Said If I'd Quit School He'd Pay My Rent For The Next Three Years, As If I Were In School.

The Reason The Rest Of Us Remember, Like, When John Lennon Died, Is Because It's A Moment When Adrenaline Is Surging.

I Just Think Of Myself As A Comedian, Really.