Some People Say My Humor

I Don't Want To Be A Facilitator For Other Funny People. It Doesn't Seem Smart For Me To Be In A Comedy And Not Be Funny. My Spirit Can't Take It.

You Have To Be Able To Laugh At Yourself. That's What I Tell Asian People All The Time.

I Enjoy The Last Quarter Of All Basketball Games.

I Have No Religion. But Culturally I Can't Escape It; I'm Very Jewish.

I First Did Stand-up When I Was 17, And Then I Passed Out Fliers For A Comedy Club (in New York City) And I Got Onstage Whenever I Could. And Musical Theater Went Out The Window As Soon As I Started Doing Stand-up.