The Female Nudity In Movies

Someone On Twitter Sent Me A Page From A Textbook. It Had A Picture Of A Football Player Next To A Picture Of Me. The Juxtaposition Was Meant To Illustrate Two Meanings Of "offensive." Seriously. It Broke My Heart. It's That Accepted What I Do Is Offensive?

I First Did Stand-up When I Was 17, And Then I Passed Out Fliers For A Comedy Club (in New York City) And I Got Onstage Whenever I Could. And Musical Theater Went Out The Window As Soon As I Started Doing Stand-up.

Don’t Forget, God Can See You Masturbating. But Don’t Stop. He’s Almost There.

I Can Only Speak From My Own Experience, And I Would Say That The Depression I Experienced Feels Like A Chemical Change. When It Came Over Me, When It Comes Over Me, It Feels Like It's Coming Over Me Like A Flu.

And We're Just All Made Of Molecules And We're Hurtling Through Space Right Now.