I Love Children. I'm Embarrassingly

I First Did Stand-up When I Was 17, And Then I Passed Out Fliers For A Comedy Club (in New York City) And I Got Onstage Whenever I Could. And Musical Theater Went Out The Window As Soon As I Started Doing Stand-up.

Nothing Is Taboo If You Have An Angle On It.

This Is Aids. Aids Is As Real As An Egg.

I Like Talking About Things That Are Taboo, Because It Makes Them Not Taboo Anymore.

If I Have Kids, I'll Adopt.