Hollywood Is A Place Where

There Are Two Kinds Of Jokes - Funny Jokes And Jack Benny Jokes.

I Always Have Trouble Remembering Three Things: Faces, Names, And - I Can't Remember What The Third Thing Is.

A Celebrity Is A Person Who Works Hard All Of Their Life To Become Well Known, And Then Wears Dark Glasses To Avoid Being Recognized.

To A Newspaperman, A Human Being Is An Item With Skin Wrapped Around It.

Success Is Like Dealing With Your Kid Or Teaching Your Wife To Drive. Sooner Or Later You'll End Up In The Police Station.