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Your Husband Is Lazy If The Directions On His Medicine Say, "a Teaspoon Before Going To Bed," And In One Day He Uses Seven Bottles.

I Like To Serve Chocolate Cake, Because It Doesn't Show The Dirt.

Carry An Oar When You Drive. Three Times I've Ended Up In Water.

Remember, Only A Policeman Is Allowed To Express Himself On An Expressway.