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I Am A Drinker With Writing Problems.

The Big Difference Between Sex For Money And Sex For Free Is That Sex For Money Usually Costs A Lot Less.

The Only Thing I Envy In Young People Is Their Livers.

Message? What The Hell Do You Think I Am, A Bloody Postman?

Ah, Bless You, Sister, May All Your Sons Be Bishops.