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Pound Notes Are The Best Religion In The World.

I Think Weddings Are Sadder Than Funerals, Because They Remind You Of Your Own Wedding. You Can't Be Reminded Of Your Own Funeral Because It Hasn't Happened. But Weddings Always Make Me Cry.

Ah, Bless You, Sister, May All Your Sons Be Bishops.

Failure At A Task May Be The Result Of Having Tackled It At The Wrong Time.

The Terrorist Is The One With The Small Bomb.