Message? What The Hell Do

When Two Men Fight Over A Woman It's The Fight They Want, Not The Woman.

Other People Have A Nationality. The Irish And The Jews Have A Psychosis.

It Is A Good Deed To Forget A Poor Joke

I Only Take A Drink On Two Occasions - When I'm Thirsty And When I'm Not.

The Bible Was A Consolation To A Fellow Alone In The Old Cell. The Lovely Thin Paper With A Bit Of Matress Stuffing In It, If You Could Get A Match, Was As Good A Smoke As I Ever Tasted.