There Is No Human Situation

The English And Americans Dislike Only Some Irish--the Same Irish That The Irish Themselves Detest, Irish Writers--the Ones That Think.

It Is A Good Deed To Forget A Poor Joke

I Was Court-martialled In My Absence, And Sentenced To Death In My Absence, So I Said They Could Shoot Me In My Absence.

What The Hell Difference Does It Make, Left Or Right? There Were Good Men Lost On Both Sides.

I Am Married To Beatrice Salkeld, A Painter. We Have No Children, Except Me.