It Is A Good Deed

All Publicity Is Good, Except An Obituary Notice.

I Have A Total Irreverence For Anything Connected With Society Except That Which Makes The Roads Safer, The Beer Stronger, The Food Cheaper And The Old Men And Old Women Warmer In The Winter And Happier In The Summer.

It Is A Good Deed To Forget A Poor Joke

You Made One Mistake. You Married Me.

It's Not That The Irish Are Cynical. It's Rather That They Have A Wonderful Lack Of Respect For Everything And Everybody.