That You, Sister. May You

I'm A Drinker With A Writing Problem.

There's No Bad Publicity Except An Obituary.

Shakespeare Said Pretty Well Everything And What He Left Out, James Joyce, With A Judge From Meself, Put In.

I Think Weddings Are Sadder Than Funerals, Because They Remind You Of Your Own Wedding. You Can't Be Reminded Of Your Own Funeral Because It Hasn't Happened. But Weddings Always Make Me Cry.

An Author's First Duty Is To Let Down His Country.