The Only Thing I Envy

Every Cripple Has His Own Way Of Walking.

Most Horror Movies Are Certainly That.

There Is No Human Situation So Miserable That It Cannot Be Made Worse By The Presence Of A Policeman.

When I'm Talking To People I Like To Stop And Quote Myself. My Quotes Have A Way Of Spicing Up Conversation.

I Wish I'd Been A Mixed Infant.