The Only Thing I Envy

When Two Men Fight Over A Woman It's The Fight They Want, Not The Woman.

I Am A Drinker With Writing Problems.

I'm A Drinker With A Writing Problem.

A General And A Bit Of Shooting Makes You Forget Your Troubles ... It Takes Your Mind Off The Cost Of Living.

It's Not That The Irish Are Cynical. It's Rather That They Have A Wonderful Lack Of Respect For Everything And Everybody.