I Ruined My Health Drinking

I Ruined My Health Drinking To Other People's.

There Is No Such Thing As Bad Publicity Except Your Own Obituary.

There's No One, No One, Loves You Like Yourself.

I Have A Total Irreverence For Anything Connected With Society Except That Which Makes The Roads Safer, The Beer Stronger, The Food Cheaper And The Old Men And Old Women Warmer In The Winter And Happier In The Summer.

I Have Never Seen A Situation So Dismal That A Policeman Couldn't Make It Worse.