I Am A Drinker With

When Two Men Fight Over A Woman It's The Fight They Want, Not The Woman.

I Have A Total Irreverence For Anything Connected With Society Except That Which Makes The Roads Safer, The Beer Stronger, The Food Cheaper And The Old Men And Old Women Warmer In The Winter And Happier In The Summer.

There Is No Human Situation So Miserable That It Cannot Be Made Worse By The Presence Of A Policeman.

Scream At God If That's The Only Thing That Will Get Results.

There's No One, No One, Loves You Like Yourself.