I Am A Drinker With

Failure At A Task May Be The Result Of Having Tackled It At The Wrong Time.

I Wish I'd Been A Mixed Infant.

If You Accept Your Limitations You Go Beyond Them.

I Have A Total Irreverence For Anything Connected With Society Except That Which Makes The Roads Safer, The Beer Stronger, The Food Cheaper And The Old Men And Old Women Warmer In The Winter And Happier In The Summer.

There Is No Human Situation So Miserable That It Cannot Be Made Worse By The Presence Of A Policeman.