I Wish I'd Been A

I Was Court-martialled In My Absence, And Sentenced To Death In My Absence, So I Said They Could Shoot Me In My Absence.

The Bible Was A Consolation To A Fellow Alone In The Old Cell. The Lovely Thin Paper With A Bit Of Matress Stuffing In It, If You Could Get A Match, Was As Good A Smoke As I Ever Tasted.

I Saw A Notice That Said "drink Canada Dry" And I've Just Started.

I Wish I'd Been A Mixed Infant.

When Two Men Fight Over A Woman It's The Fight They Want, Not The Woman.