Ah, Bless You, Sister, May

I Have Never Seen A Situation So Dismal That A Policeman Couldn't Make It Worse.

What The Hell Difference Does It Make, Left Or Right? There Were Good Men Lost On Both Sides.

I Think Weddings Are Sadder Than Funerals, Because They Remind You Of Your Own Wedding. You Can't Be Reminded Of Your Own Funeral Because It Hasn't Happened. But Weddings Always Make Me Cry.

I Am A Daylight Atheist.

Shakespeare Said Pretty Well Everything And What He Left Out, James Joyce, With A Judge From Meself, Put In.