I Am A Daylight Atheist.

If It Was Raining Soup, The Irish Would Go Out With Forks.

It Is A Good Deed To Forget A Poor Joke

Other People Have A Nationality. The Irish And The Jews Have A Psychosis.

Ninety-seven Saint Days A Year Wouldn't Affect The Theater, But Two Yom Kippurs Would Ruin It.

One Drink Is To Many For Me And A Thousand Not Enough.