I Don't Have To Attend

If I Had My Life To Live Over Again, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

Buried My Wife The Other Day. Had To, She Died.

Never Cry Over Spilt Milk, Because It May Have Been Poisoned.

Some People Are Born Losers; Others Acquire The Knack Gradually.

It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker To Keep His Money.