Buried My Wife The Other

Start Every Day Off With A Smile And Get It Over With.

Some People Are Born Losers; Others Acquire The Knack Gradually.

Show Me A Great Actor And I'll Show You A Lousy Husband. Show Me A Great Actress, And You've Seen The Devil.

I Have Been Advised By The Best Medical Authority, At My Age, Not To Attempt To Give Up Alcohol.

If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Baffle Them With Bull.