Buried My Wife The Other

During One Of My Treks Through Afghanistan, We Lost Our Corkscrew. We Were Compelled To Live On Food And Water For Several Days.

I Only Drink To Steady My Nerves... Sometimes I'm So Steady I Don't Move For Months.

I Certainly Do Not Drink All The Time. I Have To Sleep You Know.

No One Likes The Fellow Who Is All Rogue, But We'll Forgive Him Almost Anything If There Is Warmth Of Human Sympathy Underneath His Rogueries. The Immortal Types Of Comedy Are Just Such Men.

It Is Funnier To Bend Things Than To Break Them.