It's Morally Wrong To Allow

Attitude Is More Important Than The Past, Than Education, Than Money, Than Circumstances, Than What People Do Or Say. It Is More Important Than Appearance, Giftedness, Or Skill.

Ah, The Patter Of Little Feet Around The House. There's Nothing Like Having A Midget For A Butler.

I Used To Be Indecisive, Now I'm Not So Sure.

I Never Worry About Being Driven To Drink; I Just Worry About Being Driven Home.

Some Weasel Took The Cork Out Of My Lunch.