If You Can't Dazzle Them

If There's A Will, Prosperity Can't Be Far Behind.

Never Eat At A Place Called 'moms', But If The Only Other Place In Town Has A Sign That Says 'eats', Go Back To Moms.

Horse Sense Is The Thing A Horse Has Which Keeps It From Betting On People.

I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't Stand The Noise.

The First Thing Any Comedian Does On Getting An Unscheduled Laugh Is To Verify The State Of His .