If You Can't Dazzle Them

I Once Donated A Pint Of My Finest Red Corpuscles To The Great American Red Cross And The Doctor Opined My Blood Was Very Helpful; Contained So Much Alcohol They Could Use It To Sterilize Their Instruments.

I Would Rather Be Living In Philadelphia.

Everybody's Got To Believe In Something. I Believe I'll Have Another Beer.

All The Men In My Family Were Bearded, And Most Of The Women.

If Pigs Had Wings, They Would Be Pigeons.