I'd Take A Bromo, But

I Think Of The Church Often. Not Because Religion Was Closing In On Me, But Because For A Long Time My Ass Was Sore From That Hard, Unupholstered Pew.

It Was A Marriage Of Convenience, As My Father Had A Blister On His Big Toe And Couldn't Travel Far To Find A Girl.

All Things Considered, I'd Rather Be In Philadelphia

I Cook With Wine, Sometimes I Even Add It To The Food.

Where There Is A Will, There's Prosperity Around The Corner.