I'd Take A Bromo, But

It Is Well To Remember That There Are Five Reasons For Drinking: The Arrival Of A Friend, One's Present Or Future Thirst, The Excellence Of The Cognac, Or Any Other Reason

I Never Drink Water... Fish F**k In It.

I Never Smoked A Cigar In My Life Until I Was Nine

The World Is Getting To Be Such A Dangerous Place, A Man Is Lucky To Get Out Of It Alive.

There Is Not A Man In America Who Has Not Had A Secret Ambition To Boot An Infant.