I Never Drink Water... Fish

Buried My Wife The Other Day. Had To, She Died.

I Once Spent A Year In Philadelphia, I Think It Was On A Sunday.

My Main Ambition As A Gardener Is To Water My Orange Trees With Gin, Then All I Have To Do Is Squeeze The Juice Into A Glass.

A Man Who's Intoxicated All The Time Doesn't Need Sympathy.

Smile First Thing In The Morning. Get It Over With.