Smile First Thing In The

Always Carry A Flagon Of Whiskey In Case Of Snakebite, And Furthermore Always Carry A Small Snake.

If It Does Not Work The First Time, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. No Need To Be An Idiot.

Ultimately Chess Is Just Chess - Not The Best Thing In The World And Not The Worst Thing In The World, But There Is Nothing Quite Like It.

I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't Stand The Noise.

Never Give A Sucker An Even Break.