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I Never Worry About Being Driven To Drink; I Just Worry About Being Driven Home.

All The Men In My Family Were Bearded, And Most Of The Women.

A Woman Drove Me To Drink And I Didn't Even Have The Decency To Thank Her.

Yes I Do Like Children ... Girl Children...about Eighteen Or Twenty.

The Income Tax Was Devised To Give Lawyers And Certified Public Accountants Business. Few Persons Can Make Head, Tail, Or Middle Out Of It. Einstein Admitted He Couldn't.