Smile First Thing In The

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At 21 Each Than One Girl At 42.

Smile First Thing In The Morning. Get It Over With.

Back In My Rummy Days, I Would Tremble And Shake For Hours Upon Arising. It Was The Only Exercise I Got.

Abstaining Is Favorable Both To The Head And The Pocket.

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's House Unless They Have A Well-stocked Bar.