Never Give A Sucker An

I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't Stand The Noise.

I Never Worry About Being Driven To Drink; I Just Worry About Being Driven Home.

I Was Almost Put Out Of Business By A Well-meaning Corpse.

Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The Noise.

The Low-ceiling Price Bazaar For Sexual Relief Was A Street Called Middie Alley. You Could Barely Get A Pushcart Through This Avenue. Top Price-twenty-five Cents.