Never Give A Sucker An

Always Carry A Flagon Of Whiskey In Case Of Snakebite, And Furthermore Always Carry A Small Snake.

Say Anything That You Like About Me Except That I Drink Water.

I Only Drink To Steady My Nerves... Sometimes I'm So Steady I Don't Move For Months.

Start Every Day Off With A Smile And Get It Over With.

I Never Worry About Being Driven To Drink; I Just Worry About Being Driven Home.