I Once Spent A Year

I Write My Scripts Short And They Develop On The Set, Which I Have Found A Far Better Premise Both Economically And Practically.

Comedy Is Merely Tragedy Happening To Someone Else.

I Exercise Strong Self Control. I Never Drink Anything Stronger Than Gin Before Breakfast.

If I Had To Live My Life Over, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards Yourself.