I Once Spent A Year

A Man Without A Woman Is Like A Neck Without A Pain.

The Work I'm Doing On The Screen Differs From That Of Anyone Else. My Comedy Is Of A Peculiar Nature...no Writers Have Been Developed Along The Lines Of My Type Of Comedy And This Is Why I Sometimes Have Differences With Writers, Supervisors And Directors Alike.

Never Give A Sucker An Even Break.

I Don't Know Why I Ever Come In Here. The Flies Get The Best Of Everything.

The World Is Getting To Be Such A Dangerous Place, A Man Is Lucky To Get Out Of It Alive.