Trust Everybody, But Cut The

I Drink Therefore I Am.

I Was In Love With A Beautiful Blonde Once. She Drove Me To Drink. That's The One Thing I'm Indebted To Her For.

I Think Of The Church Often. Not Because Religion Was Closing In On Me, But Because For A Long Time My Ass Was Sore From That Hard, Unupholstered Pew.

If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Baffle Them With Bull.

Sex Isn't Necessary. You Don't Die Without It, But You Can Die Having It.