A Woman Drove Me To

I Like Children - Fried.

Hollywood Is The Gold Cap On A Tooth That Should Have Been Pulled Out Years Ago.

Remember, Lady Godiva Put All She Had On A Horse And She Lost Her Shirt!

If At First You Don't Succeed, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. There's No Point In Being A Damn Fool About It.

What Would You Do If You Were President, And, On The First Day Of May, The Russian Ambassador Presented You With A Beautiful Cake Which Emitted A Curious Ticking Noise? Would You Plunge It Into A Pail Of Water - Thus Insulting Soviet Cuisine In General?