Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't

Some Things Are Better Than Sex, And Some Are Worse, But There's Nothing Exactly Like It.

When Doctors And Undertakers Meet, They Wink At Each Other.

The Laziest Man I Ever Met Put Popcorn In His Pancakes So They Would Turn Over By Themselves.

I Personally Stay Away From Natural Foods. At My Age I Need All The Preservatives I Can Get.

I Have Spent A Lot Of Time Searching Through The Bible For Loopholes.