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I've Been On A 46-year Diet Of Olives And Alcohol. The Latter I Consume. The Former I Save And Use Over Again In More Alcohol. In My Lifetime, I Imagine, I Have Consumed At Least $200,000 Worth Of Whisky.

Remember, Lady Godiva Put All She Had On A Horse And She Lost Her Shirt!

Marriage Is Better Than Leprosy Only Because It's Easier To Get Rid Of.

Never Cry Over Spilt Milk, Because It May Have Been Poisoned.

I Never Eat Before Breakfast.