The World Is Getting To

The Punkwat Twins! Brentwood Is The World's Smallest Giant, Whilst His Brother, Elwood, Is The Largest Midget In The World. They Baffle Science!

Thou Shalt Not Kill Anything Less Than A Fifth.

I've Been Drunk Only Once In My Life. But That Lasted For Twenty-three Years.

You Can't Cheat An Honest Man.

During One Of My Treks Through Afghanistan, We Lost Our Corkscrew. We Were Compelled To Live On Food And Water For Several Days.