I Cook With Wine, Sometimes

The Nation Needs To Return To The Colonial Way Of Life, When A Wife Was Judged By The Amount Of Wood She Could Split.

Some People Are Born Losers; Others Acquire The Knack Gradually.

I Drink Therefore I Am.

I Never Drink Water; That Is The Stuff That Rusts Pipes.

Some Things Are Better Than Sex, And Some Are Worse, But There's Nothing Exactly Like It.