Never Cry Over Spilt Milk,

I Would Rather Be Living In Philadelphia.

I Personally Stay Away From Natural Foods. At My Age I Need All The Preservatives I Can Get.

Children Should Neither Be Seen Or Heard From - Ever Again.

Some Things Are Better Than Sex, And Some Are Worse, But There's Nothing Exactly Like It.

Reminds Me Of My Safari In Africa. Somebody Forgot The Corkscrew And For Several Days We Had To Live On Nothing But Food And Water.