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When Doctors And Undertakers Meet, They Wink At Each Other.

Take Me Down To The Bar! We'll Drink Breakfast Together!

I've Been Drunk Only Once In My Life. But That Lasted For Twenty-three Years.

I Don't Object To Nine Aces In One Deck. But When A Man Lays Down Five Aces In One Hand... And Besides, I Know What I Dealt Him!

When We Have Lost Everything, Including Hope, Life Becomes A Disgrace, And Death A Duty.