Scotch Needs Water Like A

When You Wake Up In The Morning, Smile - And Get It Over With.

If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's Worth Cheating For.

Once, During Prohibition, I Was Forced To Live For Days On Nothing But Food And Water.

My Illness Is Due To My Doctor's Insistence That I Drink Milk, A Whitish Fluid They Force Down Helpless Babies.

Reality Is An Illusion That Occurs Due To The Lack Of Alcohol.