If I Had My Life

When Life Hands You Lemons, Make Whisky Sours.

I Spent Half My Money On Gambling, Alcohol And Wild Women. The Other Half I Wasted.

A Man Who's Intoxicated All The Time Doesn't Need Sympathy.

Was I In Here Last Night And Did I Spend A $20 Bill? Oh, Thank Goodness... I Thought I'd Lost It.

In The Ten Years Since I Had Run Away From Home...i Had Gone Through More Strange Experiences Than The Average Person Crowds Into A Whole Lifetime.