I Certainly Do Not Drink

Children Should Neither Be Seen Or Heard From - Ever Again.

I Note The Derogatory Rumors Concerning The Use Of Alcoholic Stimulants And Lavish Living. It Is The Penalty Of Greatness.

I Never Eat Before Breakfast.

Remember, A Dead Fish Can Float Downstream, But It Takes A Live One To Swim Upstream.

A Man Who's Intoxicated All The Time Doesn't Need Sympathy.