I Never Eat Before Breakfast.

I Once Spent A Year In Philadelphia, I Think It Was On A Sunday.

Now Don't Say You Can't Swear Off Drinking; It's Easy. I've Done It A Thousand Times.

The Two-headed Boy In The Circus Never Had Such A Headache.

Dentists, Lawyers, Doctors Are All A Bunch Of Thieving Bastards.

I Feel Like A Midget With Muddy Feet Had Been Walking Over My Tongue All Night.