I Never Eat Before Breakfast.

I Always Made Up My Own Acts; Built Them Out Of My Knowledge And Observation Of Real Life. I'd Had Wonderful Opportunities To Study People; And Every Time I Went Out On The Stage I Tried To Show The Audience Some Bit Of True Human Nature.

Some People Are Born Losers; Others Acquire The Knack Gradually.

The Best Thing To Break Is A Contract.

It's Quite True I'm Not Drinking Anymore; However, I'm Not Drinking Any Less Either.

Drown In A Cold Vat Of Whiskey? Death, Where Is Thy Sting?