Children Should Neither Be Seen

You Can't Cheat An Honest Man.

I Have Spent A Lot Of Time Searching Through The Bible For Loopholes.

It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker To Keep His Money.

When Life Hands You Lemons, Make Whisky Sours.

Now Don't Say You Can't Swear Off Drinking; It's Easy. I've Done It A Thousand Times.